This makes me extremely content.
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Dean Winchester, Slash Sheriff
CAN THIS BE A THING
PLEASE I AM CRYING
OH MY GOD
when you overhear someone backstabbing you:
when you’re in a class and no lesson makes sense:
when you hear them haters:
when your butler serves you hot choco but you wanted cake:
"If corpses haven’t shown up on either the surface or in the underworld, then there’s a high chance that the children are still alive. Does that mean… we’ve got no choice but to examine ths circus firsthand?”
I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian governments and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”
I wasn’t going to reblog but that last one. M-my heart ;_;
((OH MYGOD BAUYBE))
Need to reblog again because fuck this is sweet
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do